Monday, August 31, 2009

Independence Day

Moved today. I’ve already cleaned, unpacked and had an imaginary house warming party. Blanche Devereaux kept asking Caesar to come on over and toss her salad,  Jesus did his famous water to wine trick but spilt some on the tablecloth. Lady Macbeth, not wanting to be outdone by Jesus decided to repeatedly scream, “Out damn spot!” to remove the stain. Ann Frank, confused by all the commotion,  mistook Charlie Chaplin for Hitler and pelted him with sausages. Freud told anyone who would listen that Ann throwing sausages at Chaplin symbolised her rejection of the male sex and sausage….which made everyone throw cigars at him(“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”). All in all not a bad evening. Better go clean up the sausage before the Flying Nun gets here.


  1. This had me laughing. Very nice. But sometimes a cigar is a stand-in for a sausage, isn't it?

  2. You could probably bite the tip off a sausage and smoke it(you perve you) but sometimes a sausage is just a sausage is just a deadly delicious weapon...I'm hungry.