Stand Up Comedy: Kevin Hart

Too funny to caption

Just finished watching this and getting ready for bed, so that’s my excuse for not giving this the praise it deserves. I love recommending comedians to people but could never really find a way to sell Kevin Hart after he did Soul Plane(how could anyone not like it?!). He’s hilarious and short! I think I might’ve have worn out my laugh box.

Now I know my taste in music and movies is questionable(“I’m gonna sign your pitty on the runny kine”) but please, for love of Ha!, pretend I didn’t mention Petula Clarke and Aly & Aj. Watch all the stand up I post, pinkie swear it’ll only be the best. Eeee I’m sleepyyy.

Stuff I Used To Watch And Definitely Don’t Now…Really: Ernie and Bert – Dance Myself to Sleep and Fractured Fairy Tales – Hansel and Gretel

Got some partners I can count on called the Boogie Woogie sheep (Christ, I just got that pun) I dance myself to sleep

Damn, how cute are those sheep!

I remember this as one of my all time favourite Ernie and Bert bits and was worried watching it now would ruin it. Thank Sheep, it was just as good as I remembered it, may even better. I don’t have a lot to say when I love something so I’ll just enjoy the dancing sheep and shut up.

-Get to sleep before I rock you to sleep -With a real rock? -Yes

Well what can I say, Fractured Fairy Tales is brilliant,  go watch a couple.

Songs That Make Me Smile: LL Cool J – Doin’ it

(I kid you not, this face was once considered the essence of sexiness) I guarantee shorty it's real, baby stick it out Here comes the man of steel

I was taking a hobble down Memory Lane with mehhh(who’s supposed to be contributing to this blog!!!!! Not that mind or notice or anything) when we bought up this old gem. It doesn’t make me smile in bubble-pop song kinda way. Watching the vid makes me cringe(those 90s spandex and the dancing, oh lord, THE DANCING!) except the peep show bits but hell, that’s what makes it great. This is a good example of why I love old school hip-hop. The beats, corny/dirty vids, crooning girls and vain rappers(that’ll do LL, that’ll do) all make for a good time.

Best Parts To Rap Wigga Out To:

It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft

Best Bits To Moan:

I'm gonna call you Big Daddy and scream your name
Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain (heh)

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Don’t Stop

 

It’s pretty sad an old LL track seems like Shakespeare compared to the crap we have today(more video hoes and Christal!!).  Anyway, I’m in a good mood so I’ll leave a bonus vid. Enjoy!

Now THIS is pure sex. My love of drag queens knows no bounds.